Posted on 2003-10-11 13:27:42
TO MS LOONEY LIBBY:
If your a Cubs fan your probably living in Chicago. What a
sorry-ass case you are just for being a Cubs fan. How about
this: Cubs lose and YOU have to post nude pics of yourself for
all of us to see. Or are you just chicken? Bahk! Bahk!
here's a picture of how I'd envision you walking down the
streets of your Windy City. I only wish it could really be
YOU, Ms Looney Libby, instead of just some anonymous pic on
the net. Maybe a good gust of wind would blow your dress off
completely and your underwear to! I'd love to see you standing
there totally naked near Lake Michigan shivering in the cold
wind trying to decide what part of you you'd try to hide with
your hands. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Yeah, you heard me, Looney Libby. Here's what you really
deserve. To have every guy you've ever gone to school with see
you totally nude. You heard me - TOTALLY NUDE!!!!!
Even better. I really hope your girls softball team goes to
the national championship. Then somtime around the third
inning a couple of your male depantsing victims would run out
onto the field and strip you TOTALLY NAKED right their on your
own pitchers mound before a national tv audience. Lets let
everyone watching see your red-haired little bush, tush and
titties. Lets see how you like that experience, Looney
Heres something I hope you think about. There are ALREADY
probably lots of pics of your TOTALLY NAKED BODY on the net.
Maybe an ex-boyfriend (what a loser he must be to have even
gone out with you) took them and put them up. Maybe there's a
spycam in your school's bathroom. Maybe even a teammate got
paid to take them while you showered after a game unkown to
you. Or maybe they will in the future. That would be great! If
one of your own teammates with access to you in the shower
took some real nice closeups of you. If so I hope some guy
recognizes you and posts more pics or at the very least the
links to your face, bush, tush and titties for us all to
TO MS BRASHY BECKY:
Your just as bad as your friend Looney Libby. I like to
think of you as that obnoxious girl in the movie Private
School - the one who's showering nude at the beginning and
then gets a drink spilled on her near the end, getting tricked
by the guy into taking off her dress. Then guys come popping
out from every corner of the room taking humiliating pictures
of her in her skimpy little bra and panties. Those ARE on the
net. So should YOURS be.
Only with YOU, Ms Brashy Becky, YOU wouldn't get to keep
ANY clothes on. You would be just as naked as your friend
Looney Libby. Yes, you heard me, NAKED AS A JAYBIRD. Like
Looney Libby I hope there are already TOTALLY NUDE pics of YOU
circulating on the net to. Then we'd all see if you're a natural blonde or not.
You, like Looney Libby, are always making fun of guys with
small penises. Well lets see YOU naked. Lets see if YOU like
being made fun of. I hope that little
kid whose swimtrunks you pulled down for no reason
whatsoever gets to finally see ALL of you - and with all his
friends to. So he took your top off and exposed your titties
to everyone. Big bleeping deal! What's the matter? Haven't YOU
ever been seen naked before? If not, it's about time. I doubt those huge boobs of yours are even real. I bet
your really as flat as an ironing board anyway. You probably need
breast enhancement even more than that billy guy needs a
penile enlargement. THATS probably why you were so embarassed
to have anyone see you. Maybe we should call you Flat-Breasted
Becky. I dare you to prove otherwise. Why not email your pics
to one of the girls on this board and she can then truthfully
report to us the results.
I also hope that stupid idiot who let you knee him in PE
class just because he playfully
pinched your little ass gets to see you TOTALLY NAKED to.
Whats the big? So he grabbed your ass. You really should be
flattered. If not couldn't you just yell at him or something?
You just had to pull his gym shorts down and totally humiliate
him in front of other girls.
TO BOTH LOONEY LIBBY AND BRASHY BECKY:
The next time you depants a guy, you two should be stripped
TOTALLY NAKED at school and have to walk up to and personally
apologize to every guy in your school - and stand there
TOTALLY EXPOSED for as long as they want to look.
Finally, BOTH of you also deserve to get spanked on your
little naked asses until they're red. In fact they should make
a new video of you two called Girls Get Spanked.
You two should be featured on the cover sleeve and in all
the cable tv ads.
dr spank - at your service